tarynsullivan

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Posts tagged Zacky Vengeance

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Freaky Friday

Dom:
You know what you are?
Me:
If you say super star I'm killing you
Dom:
I TOTALLY FUCKING GOT THAT but no. You are the Syn to my Zacky.
Me:
Yeah because it would be weird for an Irish woman to suddenly become an Italian man
Dom:
I just got a freaky Friday moment. CAN YOU PLAY A SCHECTER?!
Me:
I really hope you mean the guitar
Dom:
I don't even know what to say to that. If I say show me your chords I'm getting my ass kicked I just know it
Me:
Can we be like Martin & Lewis and break up already?
Dom:
Well if you want to go around as an Italian man the rest of your life so be it
Me:
YOU WERE THE ONE THAT WAS ZACKY IN THE FIRST PLACE!
Dom:
Oh. Well that changes everything. Nice hair under that snazzy fedora....Fuck I made you lead guitarist.
Me:
Yeah life sucks.

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Because I can't believe he thought this up (don't hate, I love Zack)

Dominic:
You know what would just kill A7X forever?
Me:
What's that?
Dominic:
If Zack declared he's gay. Really it could go either way, but with all the fan girls out there, pretty much 100% of their fans would just be like "Well shit. I have to break up with this band now"
Me:
You know, there are some that listen to their music
Dominic:
While masturbating to his pictures. Don't be oblivious to reality. Little Italy goes gay and Avenged feels THE WICKED END Ironic is it not?

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Just had a dream I was arguing with Zacky Vengeance about the existence of unicorns.  Even told him he wanted one and he said “Real men don’t want unicorns”

This is my life.  I live it.
I tell people Zacky and I will never get along.  Even in my dreams we don’t!

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So today is Zacky Vengeance’s birthday, and International Green Day Holiday. 

So far Syn is getting more love than Zack >_>

ZACKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I KNOW HIM!  I KNOW HIM!
My friend said it looks like we’re having an eyebrow raising contest XD

We have scarves XD

There.  It has been fixed, maybe XD

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