tarynsullivan

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Posts tagged Synyster Gates

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Freaky Friday

Dom:
You know what you are?
Me:
If you say super star I'm killing you
Dom:
I TOTALLY FUCKING GOT THAT but no. You are the Syn to my Zacky.
Me:
Yeah because it would be weird for an Irish woman to suddenly become an Italian man
Dom:
I just got a freaky Friday moment. CAN YOU PLAY A SCHECTER?!
Me:
I really hope you mean the guitar
Dom:
I don't even know what to say to that. If I say show me your chords I'm getting my ass kicked I just know it
Me:
Can we be like Martin & Lewis and break up already?
Dom:
Well if you want to go around as an Italian man the rest of your life so be it
Me:
YOU WERE THE ONE THAT WAS ZACKY IN THE FIRST PLACE!
Dom:
Oh. Well that changes everything. Nice hair under that snazzy fedora....Fuck I made you lead guitarist.
Me:
Yeah life sucks.

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