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By request, instead of constantly having to click for the next chapter, the story is all on the same page.
The Saints 3D - 3x Deadly (The Boondock Saints/A7X fanfic cross over)
I might write a sequel for this one, after I finish “Winter in New York City”
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Freaky Friday
- Dom: You know what you are?
- Me: If you say super star I'm killing you
- Dom: I TOTALLY FUCKING GOT THAT but no. You are the Syn to my Zacky.
- Me: Yeah because it would be weird for an Irish woman to suddenly become an Italian man
- Dom: I just got a freaky Friday moment. CAN YOU PLAY A SCHECTER?!
- Me: I really hope you mean the guitar
- Dom: I don't even know what to say to that. If I say show me your chords I'm getting my ass kicked I just know it
- Me: Can we be like Martin & Lewis and break up already?
- Dom: Well if you want to go around as an Italian man the rest of your life so be it
- Me: YOU WERE THE ONE THAT WAS ZACKY IN THE FIRST PLACE!
- Dom: Oh. Well that changes everything. Nice hair under that snazzy fedora....Fuck I made you lead guitarist.
- Me: Yeah life sucks.
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We can't stop here this is........no idea
- Dominic: Hey, if I told you I was bi, would you accept I'm still manly?
- Me: What?!
- Dominic: It's a simple question. If I'm bi, would you still see me as manly?
- Me: That depends. Are we talking Matt Shadows manly, or a Russell Crowe/Gladiator type of manly?
- Dominic: Damn. That's a tough one. Can we morph the two together?
- Me: No. You're either in Bat Country or Rome.
- Dominic: But if I was Maximus Shadows I could fuckin' come out on stage with that badass armor! Along with the shades, trademark and shit. Come out and without the microphone I might add, yell "ARE YOU NOT FUCKIN' ENTERTAINED?!" then throw someone's guitar into the audience.
- Me: Giving someone in the audience a concussion is real manly.
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St. Patrick’s Day so here’s a reminder!
The Saints 3D - 3X Deadly (Boondock Saints/A7X fan fiction story)
http://tarynsullivan.webs.com/boondocka7x.html
I might do a sequel for this, I’m not sure yet. -
”Did you mean to say horsecock and said horseface just now? DEAR MATT SHADOWS…….Maybe you meant HORSEHEAD or LAZER HORSEHEAD OF DEATH in his pants
Dominic (I think about Matt Shadows’ nickname….but I’m not sure)
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Again tried to post it here but tumblr wouldn’t let me. Oh well. Here I talk about the inspiration behind my book
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I had to ask
- Me: Ok since you made Green Day Star Wars characters, what Avengers would the Avenged guys be?
- Dom: I'm kicking you out of this fandom right now. How the shit can't you know this already?
- Me: Oh please enlighten me, one who made Billie Joe Artoo
- Dom: Adi is not pissed about that all. BUT NO! ShadZ is first and foremost Tony Stark who is also Iron Man. This being, Val is Pepper Potts
- Me: That's the only reason? Because of Val?
- Dom: That and The Hulk would be too obvious. Fathead is Captain America. If you can't figure out why you're not a real fan and must be killed
- Me: Yeah I think I got it.
- Dom: Syn is Thor because they have the same hair! Just orgasmically amazing. Shit, I think I'm bi because of ThorSyn.
- Me: Oh trust me I think you were bi before that
- Dom: I wasn't bi before I met you. Now we're to Christ. Hawkeye. Do a little archery, show 'em in Middle Earth and Narnia how it's done. And he's the only one that can pull off the outfit.
- Me: You forgot Arin idiot
- Dom: Nope. If you make him Black Widow that's your death wish.
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By the way Olivia, your bogus profile? Using random Spanish worked against you. Where you said you were from? They speak Portuguese, not Spanish. I think a native would know the language. Idiot.
I learned that from playing Carmen Sandiego (learned it later watching a show on History Channel). Score one for the gamer.
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If I unfollowed you its because I am trying to fix my dash don't worry I will go back and follow so...
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I just saved a life.
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I don’t care what anybody says.
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okay I need to rewatch the Back to the Future trilogy because I freaking love those movies...
