Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

The Great Gatsby was a silent film. In 1926. Warner Baxter played Jay Gatsby. So…………………yeah. Look also at the 1949 version and 1974 version, plus the TV movie versions.
our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
Leggings are actually 1980s, that were used by people that danced and worked out but became a fashion statement. Now the name is slapped on something being sold as pajama jeans.
One of the first things I said to my new roommate was “I’m not diseased,”
Gee, Megan, we’ve just started things right off with a bang now haven’t we
I need a conversation coach
Wait until you tell them you are in fact house trained
Before Tumblr i thought blogging was something 30 year old single mothers did. Discussing recipes and parenting techniques
Obviously you never heard of Xanga. It sounds dirty, and that’s half the fun.
(Source: iraqobama)
wake up disney
They don’t have bones stupid. They’re hand drawn and then turned into animated characters. But hey, points for trying.
high school musical came out 7 years ago wow who else feels old
It’s been 24 years since the fall of the Berlin Wall. Now who feels old?
(Source: harrysharold)
We’re knights of the Round Table
We dance whene’er we’re able
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable
We dine well here in Camelot
We eat ham and jam and Spam a lot.
(Source: branaghing)
Just because you’re in a relationship doesn’t mean you have to be so far stuck up each others ass that you can’t make time for your friends anymore.
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