tarynsullivan

Never look backwards or you'll fall down the stairs. - Rudyard Kipling

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cracked-dot-com-official:

greenagoo:

beyperfect:

cc-randomness:

govthookercoulson:

cuntgradulation:

pantslesswrock:

joanna-kaana:

this is a necessity for me

dude the oxford comma is the shit i am all up on that bitch like woo woo





all right, you’ve convinced me. 

the last one is up in our english classroom hahaha

If you’re not smart enough to decipher the amazingly cryptic meaning behind what people write, given their context, then you’re not part of the genes that need to be put back into the pool to better humanity.

have you heard of “humour”

The Oxford Commas have curves, and that is just sexy. 

cracked-dot-com-official:

greenagoo:

beyperfect:

cc-randomness:

govthookercoulson:

cuntgradulation:

pantslesswrock:

joanna-kaana:

this is a necessity for me

dude the oxford comma is the shit i am all up on that bitch like woo woo

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all right, you’ve convinced me. 

the last one is up in our english classroom hahaha

If you’re not smart enough to decipher the amazingly cryptic meaning behind what people write, given their context, then you’re not part of the genes that need to be put back into the pool to better humanity.

have you heard of “humour”

The Oxford Commas have curves, and that is just sexy. 

(Source: feelinalrightsaturdaynight, via to-an-extent)

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rock-for-ages:

Happy Birthday, American Idiot!

I still remember 10 years ago teaching a very arrogant teen ballet class (they were encouraged to treat me like crap by the owner, just because I wasn’t trained by her) and the students were going nuts saying “Have you heard this new band Green Day”.  When I told them Green Day wasn’t a new band (Dookie, thank you), they got all nasty with me.  Refused to perform in the class, the whole immature bit.  So I told them “Ok prove to me next class that Green Day is a new band and you won’t have class. I’ll eve let you listen to American Idiot if you can prove me wrong.” 

The next week, I sat next to the player with my American Idiot album, and waited for my students.  They came in - and I asked for the proof.  After that, I wasn’t treated like shit by that class anymore, they knew not to fuck with the teacher who actually knew shit.

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